Tablet PCs.
Great for news and books but not so useful if you want to start a fire.
Friday 30 September 2011
Thursday 29 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Cave art.
Easy to find really, just look out for a snooty cavewoman near the entrance.
Easy to find really, just look out for a snooty cavewoman near the entrance.
Sunday 25 September 2011
Saturday 24 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
The phone hacking scandal.
If this story appears in the news for much longer it`s going to end up getting a sponsorship deal, logo and a nice range of merchandise.
If this story appears in the news for much longer it`s going to end up getting a sponsorship deal, logo and a nice range of merchandise.
Friday 23 September 2011
Thursday 22 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
SEO.
I`ve tried using keywords like Torquay, Turkey, Donkey and Hunky but they don`t seem to work for some reason.
I`ve tried using keywords like Torquay, Turkey, Donkey and Hunky but they don`t seem to work for some reason.
Wednesday 21 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Vegetarianism.
If it`s got eyes don`t eat it, especially Potatoes and Paninis.
If it`s got eyes don`t eat it, especially Potatoes and Paninis.
Tuesday 20 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
UK Economic policy.
Lend us a fiver `til payday or maybe the weekend when my horse comes in.
Lend us a fiver `til payday or maybe the weekend when my horse comes in.
Monday 19 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
In space no one can hear you scream*.
Sounds like a good place for a Bikini wax..
*Alien (1979)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/
Sounds like a good place for a Bikini wax..
*Alien (1979)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/
Saturday 17 September 2011
Friday 16 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Conspiracy theories.
I suspect that there is a shadowy group of individuals at the heart of government making them up.
I suspect that there is a shadowy group of individuals at the heart of government making them up.
Thursday 15 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Spiritualism.
Live for as long as you can it`s really boring on the other side.
Live for as long as you can it`s really boring on the other side.
Wednesday 14 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Google.
If it knows everything why won`t it give me next weeks lottery numbers?
If it knows everything why won`t it give me next weeks lottery numbers?
Tuesday 13 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Andy Warhol.
I just hope that my fifteen minutes isn`t spent appearing on Crimewatch*.
*http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/
I just hope that my fifteen minutes isn`t spent appearing on Crimewatch*.
*http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/
Monday 12 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Alien abduction.
You would think that they would at least leave a ransom note.
You would think that they would at least leave a ransom note.
Friday 9 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Moores law.
How computer technology causes self reliance to half every eighteen months.
How computer technology causes self reliance to half every eighteen months.
Thursday 8 September 2011
Wednesday 7 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
The end of the world.
At least there will be nobody to say I told you so on the day after.
At least there will be nobody to say I told you so on the day after.
Tuesday 6 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Peak oil.
Guess it`s time for the Clampetts to head on back to the shack in the mountains.
Guess it`s time for the Clampetts to head on back to the shack in the mountains.
Monday 5 September 2011
Sunday 4 September 2011
Today I`m thinking about..
Insanity.
Talking to yourself isn`t the first sign of madness, only the latest.
Talking to yourself isn`t the first sign of madness, only the latest.
Saturday 3 September 2011
Friday 2 September 2011
Thursday 1 September 2011
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