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Winterval.

Uniting religions in the hatred of one word.

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Soul Food.

An idea that your average Zombie has a hard time getting his/her head around.

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Tobacco.

Who said going organic is good for you?

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The Rapture.

Musn`t grumble it`s done wonders for the queues down the supermarket.

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Recycling.

Making tomorrows rubbish...today!

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The Love of Money is the Root of all Evil.

Mr and Mrs Money were not amused by this Proverb one bit.

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Cemetaries.

The perfect place to combine the pleasures of walking, reading and depression.

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The RAF.

You have to admit, that it takes some guts to let someone paint targets on various bits of your aircraft.

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The Melting of the Polar Ice Caps.

I`m not overly worried as it seems to be a regular occurence anyway, unlike a melting Dutch Cap which would be a once in a lifetime experience.

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Biodiversity.

There`s just too much choice between washing liquids and powders, so in future I`m sticking to either non-bio or soapflakes.

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Life on Mars.

Probably hitched a lift from here on one of the landers.

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Globalisation.

It`s shrunk the world to such an extent, that I can see both America and China from the roof of my house.

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The Thin Blue Line.

That reminds me, my Ballpoint needs a refill.

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Robots.

Masters or slaves...I don`t know, but from now on it`s Mr Asimo (Sir), just in case.

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The Theory of Evolution.

Will one day be replaced by a fitter, stronger version I suppose.

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Driving ability.

Pretty good now, coming from the school of hard knocks....er rear enders and the occasional head on.

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Computer Technology.

Increases your efficiency by constant nagging and getting in the way.

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Free Energy Machines.

It`s such a good idea, but why are they so darned expensive?

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Antimatter.

I strongnly disagree and place myself firmly in the Promatter camp.

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Democracy.

Always vote for the dullest,blandest, most lacklustre candidate on the list. The dynamic ones just cause trouble.

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Fly-by-Wire.

No thank you! I`d much prefer a Butterfly-by -Mail.

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Bullfighting.

Practiced by anyone that`s ever told a Member of Parliament to just shut up and listen.

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Demonic Possession.

Probably a fireproof hat with two holes cut in it for the horns.

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The Music Industry.

Mp3 players, twenty quid to buy, six hundred quid to fill....now thats what I call value.

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Pink Floyd*.

Just joined Facebook, so "all in all I`m just another prick with a wall".

*Pink Floyd.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Smoking Ban.

Thomas the Tank Engine* had been having a bit of a tough time lately.

 * http://www.hitnewsonline.com/