Slip,Slap,Slop.
Unfortunately I find that the most effective Sun block is the British weather.
Monday 13 August 2012
Saturday 11 August 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Faith, Hope and Charity.
Faith. Be careful it can stick to you like a Band Aid covered in Superglue, if affected try not to get it in your eyes.
Hope. The last refuge of the unlucky.
Charity. I just wish thar the givers were a bit more humble and the receivers a bit more patronising.
Faith. Be careful it can stick to you like a Band Aid covered in Superglue, if affected try not to get it in your eyes.
Hope. The last refuge of the unlucky.
Charity. I just wish thar the givers were a bit more humble and the receivers a bit more patronising.
Friday 27 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Vegetable Plot.
Ok you might call them weeds, but I call them "wild companion plants".
Ok you might call them weeds, but I call them "wild companion plants".
Labels:
vegetable plot
Thursday 26 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
World Records.
One of the few things that are improved by getting broken, a bit like Showaddywaddy* records.
* Tiger feet.....EEEK.
One of the few things that are improved by getting broken, a bit like Showaddywaddy* records.
* Tiger feet.....EEEK.
Labels:
world records
Sunday 22 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Seven Deadly Sins.
Gluttony.
If it`s ok for the rest of the animal kingdom it`s ok for us.
Greed.
It`s not good anymore, just a way of life.
Lust.
Remember What John Betcheman said towards the end of his life when asked if he had any regrets. He replied "Yes I wish I`d had more sex".
Pride.
Sorry but self deprecation is for losers.
Wrath.
Simply solving problems by destroying the cause.
Envy.
Just call it "me time".
Sloth.
Yep you guessed it I can`t be arsed to think of anything.
Gluttony.
If it`s ok for the rest of the animal kingdom it`s ok for us.
Greed.
It`s not good anymore, just a way of life.
Lust.
Remember What John Betcheman said towards the end of his life when asked if he had any regrets. He replied "Yes I wish I`d had more sex".
Pride.
Sorry but self deprecation is for losers.
Wrath.
Simply solving problems by destroying the cause.
Envy.
Just call it "me time".
Sloth.
Yep you guessed it I can`t be arsed to think of anything.
Labels:
seven deadly sins
Wednesday 18 July 2012
Tuesday 17 July 2012
Wednesday 11 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Corporate Speak.
There maybe no "i" in Teamwork, but do not be afraid remind the person telling you this, that it always begins with Tea, so put the Kettle on.
There maybe no "i" in Teamwork, but do not be afraid remind the person telling you this, that it always begins with Tea, so put the Kettle on.
Labels:
Corporate speak,
Teamwork
Tuesday 10 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Firmware Upgrades.
Just updated the firmware in my DSLR and unlocked a whole load of new features, unfortunately every other picture now contains an ad for Viagra... Dammit.
Just updated the firmware in my DSLR and unlocked a whole load of new features, unfortunately every other picture now contains an ad for Viagra... Dammit.
Labels:
DSLR,
firmware upgrade
Saturday 7 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Iron Age.
That time of life when you realise that you don`t like going out with wrinkly clothes anymore.
That time of life when you realise that you don`t like going out with wrinkly clothes anymore.
Labels:
Iron age
Friday 6 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Limericks.
There was an old man from Warwick,
Who felt randy, but needed a tonic.
So he tried Lysergic Acid,
but the result was decidedly flaccid.
There was an old man from Warwick,
Who felt randy, but needed a tonic.
So he tried Lysergic Acid,
but the result was decidedly flaccid.
Labels:
limericks,
lysergic acid
Thursday 5 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Space Arks.
When the Earth eventually sneezes will the Galaxy catch a cold or try an Antibiotic?
When the Earth eventually sneezes will the Galaxy catch a cold or try an Antibiotic?
Labels:
Space Arks
Wednesday 4 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Higgs Boson.
Well, now that the God particle seems to have been found I stongly expect that they will cut the top off the LHC and make the worlds largest pinball Machine.
Well, now that the God particle seems to have been found I stongly expect that they will cut the top off the LHC and make the worlds largest pinball Machine.
Labels:
Higgs Boson,
LHC,
Pinball
Monday 2 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Olympic Games.
Remember if you haven`t got a ticket, then slapping a number on your chest and trailing behind the last marathon runner probably won`t work.
Remember if you haven`t got a ticket, then slapping a number on your chest and trailing behind the last marathon runner probably won`t work.
Labels:
marathon,
Olympic games,
ticket
Friday 29 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Popups.
Your shopping in the High St when POP "Will you donate to charity", POP "Have you had an accident in the last month", POP "Have you been miss-sold xyz". Good grief, the Town Centre is getting worse than the Internet.
Your shopping in the High St when POP "Will you donate to charity", POP "Have you had an accident in the last month", POP "Have you been miss-sold xyz". Good grief, the Town Centre is getting worse than the Internet.
Labels:
Popups
Tuesday 26 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Wimbledon.
Can`t be there? Then pretend your in the crowd by tying your TV to a rope and swinging it from side to side.
Can`t be there? Then pretend your in the crowd by tying your TV to a rope and swinging it from side to side.
Labels:
Wimbledon
Monday 25 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Special.
A lovely word that tells us that something is now much better, but failing to tell us why, now that is special.
A lovely word that tells us that something is now much better, but failing to tell us why, now that is special.
Labels:
special
Sunday 17 June 2012
today I`m thinking about..
X-Rays.
Much more powerful than the new XXX-Rays used in airport scanners that can only penetrate your clothes.
Much more powerful than the new XXX-Rays used in airport scanners that can only penetrate your clothes.
Friday 15 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
HDTV.
If you are unfortunate enough to get HDTV while middle aged, then you can end up watching with SD eyeballs.
If you are unfortunate enough to get HDTV while middle aged, then you can end up watching with SD eyeballs.
Wednesday 13 June 2012
Today Im thinking about..
Binge Drinking.
On the rise since the Binge recipe became freely available on the Internet.
On the rise since the Binge recipe became freely available on the Internet.
Labels:
Binge drinking,
Internet
Tuesday 12 June 2012
Saturday 9 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Traffic Signs.
I particularly dislike the ones displaying accident statistics, owing to the number of times I have nearly driven off the road while trying to read them.
I particularly dislike the ones displaying accident statistics, owing to the number of times I have nearly driven off the road while trying to read them.
Labels:
Traffic signs
Thursday 7 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Fermentation.
Turning empty calories into emptyheadedness.
Turning empty calories into emptyheadedness.
Labels:
fermentation
Wednesday 6 June 2012
Tuesday 5 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Computer Updates.
Protecting our data from baddies, but I`m finding that by time they are installed and restarted there is precious little time left input data anyway.
Protecting our data from baddies, but I`m finding that by time they are installed and restarted there is precious little time left input data anyway.
Monday 4 June 2012
Today I`m thinkig about..
Linux Vs Windows.
Always a choice between the free or the easy. But I`m beginning to prefer the free.
Always a choice between the free or the easy. But I`m beginning to prefer the free.
Saturday 2 June 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Histrionics.
The history of electronics.
The history of electronics.
Labels:
Electronics,
Histrionics
Thursday 31 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Prometheus Rising.
A timely reminder to us all not to screw around with Zeus.
A timely reminder to us all not to screw around with Zeus.
Labels:
Prometheus
Monday 28 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
"i".
Tried out the iPud, but I`m a little dissapointed as it is way too expensive and the only flavour is Apple.
Tried out the iPud, but I`m a little dissapointed as it is way too expensive and the only flavour is Apple.
Friday 25 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Global Dimming.
The suspension of free will, independance and intelligent behaviour that is part and parcel of being an airline passenger.
The suspension of free will, independance and intelligent behaviour that is part and parcel of being an airline passenger.
Labels:
airline passenger,
Global dimming
Wednesday 23 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The TV Remote.
That Terrible moment of indecision when you realise that the TV and the TV remote are exactly the same distance away from you.
That Terrible moment of indecision when you realise that the TV and the TV remote are exactly the same distance away from you.
Labels:
indecision,
TV remote
Tuesday 22 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Soap Operas.
I like, The Spin Cycle by Richard Wagner.
I like, The Spin Cycle by Richard Wagner.
Labels:
Soap Operas
Monday 21 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Gardening.
Peace, tranquility and a life and death struggle for ultimate control over Nature, followed by a cup of Tea.
Peace, tranquility and a life and death struggle for ultimate control over Nature, followed by a cup of Tea.
Labels:
Gardening,
Life and Death Struggle,
Nature
Saturday 19 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Ancient Astronauts.
It`s believed that aliens still watch over our develpoment and behaviour in a building called a Twatarium.
It`s believed that aliens still watch over our develpoment and behaviour in a building called a Twatarium.
Labels:
ancient astronauts
Thursday 17 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Supernatural.
Shorthand for The Superticious-beliefs-you-have-are-completly-natural.
Shorthand for The Superticious-beliefs-you-have-are-completly-natural.
Labels:
shorthand,
the supernatural
Wednesday 16 May 2012
Monday 14 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Reality TV.
Only truly believable when every human being on the planet have their own cameraman, sound recordist and production team.
Only truly believable when every human being on the planet have their own cameraman, sound recordist and production team.
Labels:
believable,
cameraman,
production team,
reality tv
Saturday 12 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Talent Shows.
It sure does, so get a good agent, do a few gigs and stop cluttering up the weekend TV schedules thank you.
It sure does, so get a good agent, do a few gigs and stop cluttering up the weekend TV schedules thank you.
Labels:
Talent shows,
TV schedules,
weekend
Friday 11 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Progress.
The irresistable desire to keep getting more of the same thing but in a newer format, hoping that it will iprove our lives but secretly suspecting that it won`t.
The irresistable desire to keep getting more of the same thing but in a newer format, hoping that it will iprove our lives but secretly suspecting that it won`t.
Thursday 10 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Wrinkles.
If you have got any then just think of yourself as well ruched.
If you have got any then just think of yourself as well ruched.
Labels:
well ruched,
wrinkles
Wednesday 9 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Mysteries (No5).
If laughter is so contagious why haven`t they come up with a vaccine yet?
If laughter is so contagious why haven`t they come up with a vaccine yet?
Tuesday 8 May 2012
Monday 7 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Loyalty.
A lethal combination of greed, stupidity and hope.
A lethal combination of greed, stupidity and hope.
Labels:
loyalty
Saturday 5 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Advertising.
So if that piece of crap you have just bought is endorsed by an animated character, who the hell do you complain to?
So if that piece of crap you have just bought is endorsed by an animated character, who the hell do you complain to?
Labels:
advertising,
animated characters
Friday 4 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
A Bag for Life.
The byproduct of an unhappy marriage, perhaps.
The byproduct of an unhappy marriage, perhaps.
Labels:
bag for life,
marriage
Wednesday 2 May 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Jubilee.
60 years as a Queen, still she`s got another 30 to go to beat Quentin Crisp.
60 years as a Queen, still she`s got another 30 to go to beat Quentin Crisp.
Labels:
jubilee,
queen,
quentin crisp
Friday 27 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Non Lethal Weapons.
I find the term confusing, after all nearly all weapons have at least one non lethal end anyway.
I find the term confusing, after all nearly all weapons have at least one non lethal end anyway.
Labels:
non lethal weapons
Wednesday 25 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Commercial Nukes.
A steroid for Asteroid mining?
A steroid for Asteroid mining?
Labels:
asteroid mining,
commercial nukes
Tuesday 24 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Digital Economy.
Just taken delivery of a box of cheesy bytes.
Just taken delivery of a box of cheesy bytes.
Labels:
digital economy
Monday 23 April 2012
Saturday 21 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Panic Buying.
I find the best way to avoid panic buying is to panic a day earlier than everybody else.
I find the best way to avoid panic buying is to panic a day earlier than everybody else.
Friday 20 April 2012
Thursday 19 April 2012
Wednesday 18 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Legacy.
Make sure that your bucket list and your life in general is a good one, after all you wouldn`t want to go into the afterlife depressed now would you?
Make sure that your bucket list and your life in general is a good one, after all you wouldn`t want to go into the afterlife depressed now would you?
Tuesday 17 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Car Crime.
If you are thinking of stealing a car any time soon, make sure that the local version of the Mafia haven`t left a body in the boot. After all you wouldn`t want to be sent down for life, would you?
If you are thinking of stealing a car any time soon, make sure that the local version of the Mafia haven`t left a body in the boot. After all you wouldn`t want to be sent down for life, would you?
Monday 16 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
James Bond.
If 007 decided to give up being a spy and became a Dentist instead, would he need to get a license to fill?
If 007 decided to give up being a spy and became a Dentist instead, would he need to get a license to fill?
Saturday 14 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Best Things in Life are Free.
Probably not, but you might be able to get a discount.
Probably not, but you might be able to get a discount.
Friday 13 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Health and Safety.
Why is it that the rules that try to prevent you from doing yourself a mischief, make you mad enough to do a mischief to those that thought them up?
Why is it that the rules that try to prevent you from doing yourself a mischief, make you mad enough to do a mischief to those that thought them up?
Thursday 12 April 2012
Wednesday 11 April 2012
Tuesday 10 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Monday 9 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Spring.
If you find that the sap is rising you should probably increase his dose of sleeping pills.
If you find that the sap is rising you should probably increase his dose of sleeping pills.
Saturday 7 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
PC Vs Mac.
Personally I prefer a PC, as they are a lot cheaper to replace once you have really lost your temper.
Personally I prefer a PC, as they are a lot cheaper to replace once you have really lost your temper.
Friday 6 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Mysteries (No4).
Aliens, you would think that with all that technology that they might have discovered clothing at some point.
Aliens, you would think that with all that technology that they might have discovered clothing at some point.
Thursday 5 April 2012
Wednesday 4 April 2012
Tuesday 3 April 2012
Sunday 1 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Fairy Cakes.
Sadly now called cupcakes, so gone are the days of suppressed mirth when and elderly relative does an unintentional double entendre.
Sadly now called cupcakes, so gone are the days of suppressed mirth when and elderly relative does an unintentional double entendre.
Friday 30 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Going green.
The twinge of jealousy you get when no matter how hard you try to save the planet, there are still some people who just don`t give a toss.
The twinge of jealousy you get when no matter how hard you try to save the planet, there are still some people who just don`t give a toss.
Wednesday 28 March 2012
Tuesday 27 March 2012
Monday 26 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The 1970`s
I have been watching a few videos from the 1970`s and have come to realise just how badly lacking in colour saturation how nation was at the time.
I have been watching a few videos from the 1970`s and have come to realise just how badly lacking in colour saturation how nation was at the time.
Saturday 24 March 2012
Friday 23 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Mysteries (No3).
Why is it that considering the advances on photo technology, all cameras switch to mid 19th Century blurry mode when confronted with aliens, monsters and the like?
Why is it that considering the advances on photo technology, all cameras switch to mid 19th Century blurry mode when confronted with aliens, monsters and the like?
Wednesday 21 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
You Can`t Make an Omelette Without Breaking Eggs.
I wonder if people running fertility clinics would agree with that?
I wonder if people running fertility clinics would agree with that?
Tuesday 20 March 2012
Monday 19 March 2012
Friday 16 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Titanic.
Sitting on the bottom for a hundred years...Hmm kinda like how I feel after an evening spent in front of the TV.
Sitting on the bottom for a hundred years...Hmm kinda like how I feel after an evening spent in front of the TV.
Thursday 15 March 2012
Wednesday 14 March 2012
Tuesday 13 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Paramilitary Organisations.
Society should stand up to these people and disband them if possible..starting with The Brownies.
Society should stand up to these people and disband them if possible..starting with The Brownies.
Monday 12 March 2012
Saturday 10 March 2012
Friday 9 March 2012
Thursday 8 March 2012
Wednesday 7 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Tuesday 6 March 2012
Monday 5 March 2012
Saturday 3 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Nuclear Fallout.
The difference between those who think Nuclear power is bloody great and those who think it is bloody dangerous.
The difference between those who think Nuclear power is bloody great and those who think it is bloody dangerous.
Friday 2 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Barbecues.
Why would we want Summer to smell of roses and Sweet peas, when we can have it smelling of burnt meat eh.
Why would we want Summer to smell of roses and Sweet peas, when we can have it smelling of burnt meat eh.
Thursday 1 March 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Digital Age.
The time it takes between switching on your computer and actually being able to use it... About ten minutes shorter than an Ice Age.
The time it takes between switching on your computer and actually being able to use it... About ten minutes shorter than an Ice Age.
Wednesday 29 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Tuesday 28 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Artists Impression.
Try it with a Piccasso and you will get banged up for forgery I expect.
Try it with a Piccasso and you will get banged up for forgery I expect.
Monday 27 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
CCTV.
We are all aware that CCTV helps to catch criminals, but how? Well imagine that your walking down the street and someone walks past but you can`t quite see their face, that will be a criminal, because all criminals have blurry faces. However if you see somebody with a pixellated face, they may not be a bad `un but very.. very shy.
We are all aware that CCTV helps to catch criminals, but how? Well imagine that your walking down the street and someone walks past but you can`t quite see their face, that will be a criminal, because all criminals have blurry faces. However if you see somebody with a pixellated face, they may not be a bad `un but very.. very shy.
Saturday 25 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Rechargeable Electric Car Batteries.
To increase the range and reduce the weight they must become small and powerful until they are the size and shape of a hand grenade.....Just don`t drop it ok.
To increase the range and reduce the weight they must become small and powerful until they are the size and shape of a hand grenade.....Just don`t drop it ok.
Friday 24 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
GPS.
You know where you are, they know where you are, but you don`t know where they are, or who they are. It`s a pain in the are`s.
You know where you are, they know where you are, but you don`t know where they are, or who they are. It`s a pain in the are`s.
Thursday 23 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Petaflop.
About a thousand Trillion times faster than a Fosbury Flop.
About a thousand Trillion times faster than a Fosbury Flop.
Wednesday 22 February 2012
Monday 20 February 2012
Saturday 18 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Kitchen Gadgets.
I have so many of these things and they must be saving so much time that surely I can expect to have my lifespan extended by at least 20 years.
I have so many of these things and they must be saving so much time that surely I can expect to have my lifespan extended by at least 20 years.
Friday 17 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Milkman.
A Species on the verge of extinction yet the BBC has failed to make even one documentary.
A Species on the verge of extinction yet the BBC has failed to make even one documentary.
Thursday 16 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Dinosaurs.
Extinct for 65 million years, yet always on tne telly with new information being discovered all the time. But they never answer the question "what did dino taste like?" do they?
Extinct for 65 million years, yet always on tne telly with new information being discovered all the time. But they never answer the question "what did dino taste like?" do they?
Wednesday 15 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Twitter.
Eureka! I`ve discovered a way of running your car on water using a few ingredients readily available in the home, it`s really simple.The secret
Eureka! I`ve discovered a way of running your car on water using a few ingredients readily available in the home, it`s really simple.The secret
Tuesday 14 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Experience.
You will Know when enough of this has been aquired when you think back and say, "God was I really that stupid?".
You will Know when enough of this has been aquired when you think back and say, "God was I really that stupid?".
Monday 13 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Apocalypse.
I don`t give a damn who you are, just clean up all this horse crap when your finished.
I don`t give a damn who you are, just clean up all this horse crap when your finished.
Saturday 11 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Piracy.
Watch out, if the copyright owners get their way then we will all get a jolly rogering.
Watch out, if the copyright owners get their way then we will all get a jolly rogering.
Friday 10 February 2012
Thursday 9 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Cold Callers.
Public Notice: Do not threaten to warm them up by setting them on fire, it may be enjoyable but it`s probably illegal. You have been warned!
Public Notice: Do not threaten to warm them up by setting them on fire, it may be enjoyable but it`s probably illegal. You have been warned!
Wednesday 8 February 2012
Tuesday 7 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Antiques.
When all said and done, the only thing that reaaly interests people is the Monet.
When all said and done, the only thing that reaaly interests people is the Monet.
Monday 6 February 2012
Sunday 5 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Alcohol.
Gives you the power to loose your inhibitions and your teeth in a single evening.
Gives you the power to loose your inhibitions and your teeth in a single evening.
Saturday 4 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Pursuit of Happiness.
Remember, even though it can run faster than you, it can`t be caught if you don`t try.
Remember, even though it can run faster than you, it can`t be caught if you don`t try.
Friday 3 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
4G.
Gee its fast.
Gee its not available this year?
Gee how much?
Gee I`ve got to buy another phone.
Gee its fast.
Gee its not available this year?
Gee how much?
Gee I`ve got to buy another phone.
Thursday 2 February 2012
Wednesday 1 February 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Olympic Torch.
Please remember not to shout out "Oi mate your ice cream cones on fire" when it passes by on its route around Britain.
Please remember not to shout out "Oi mate your ice cream cones on fire" when it passes by on its route around Britain.
Tuesday 31 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Mysteries (No2).
Why don`t Supermarkets put the toilet paper next to the Cider?
Why don`t Supermarkets put the toilet paper next to the Cider?
Monday 30 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Disability.
In humans it`s unfortunate, but in animals for some reason it`s funny.
In humans it`s unfortunate, but in animals for some reason it`s funny.
Saturday 28 January 2012
Todat I`m thinking about..
Moonbase Armstrong.
"No I don`t want yet another trip to Tranquility Base even if they do have a new hot dog pod".
"No I don`t want yet another trip to Tranquility Base even if they do have a new hot dog pod".
Friday 27 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Birds and the Bees.
Why do they call it that? I damned if I have ever seen a bird/bee hybrid.
Why do they call it that? I damned if I have ever seen a bird/bee hybrid.
Thursday 26 January 2012
Wednesday 25 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Voyager1.
After two million years Voyager returned to the solar system to check if it left the gas on.....
After two million years Voyager returned to the solar system to check if it left the gas on.....
Tuesday 24 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Holidays in the Sun.
Don`t forget to factor in the cost of your own Spaceship.
Don`t forget to factor in the cost of your own Spaceship.
Monday 23 January 2012
Saturday 21 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Wine (again).
Mr winewaiter at Eighteen Quid a bottle it had better not be off.
Mr winewaiter at Eighteen Quid a bottle it had better not be off.
Friday 20 January 2012
Thursday 19 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Self Publishing.
Mmm..I`d rather be a copy of The Neuromancer*, occasionally being re-read, with the owner finding new things each time, other than a trashy Bio that ends up in a charity shop a year down the line.
*The Neuromancer, William Gibson 1984.
Mmm..I`d rather be a copy of The Neuromancer*, occasionally being re-read, with the owner finding new things each time, other than a trashy Bio that ends up in a charity shop a year down the line.
*The Neuromancer, William Gibson 1984.
Tuesday 17 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Eye of the Beholder.
Probably the cheapest beauty treatment you can have is the ageing eyesight of your partner.
Probably the cheapest beauty treatment you can have is the ageing eyesight of your partner.
Monday 16 January 2012
Sunday 15 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Nuclear Power.
Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.
Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.
Saturday 14 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Litter Louts.
Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.
Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.
Friday 13 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The West Country Big Cat Mystery.
Tony the Tiger* is helping the police with their inquiries after being overheard saying "Venison is GRRRRREAT" at his local pub.
*Kellogs Frosties.
Tony the Tiger* is helping the police with their inquiries after being overheard saying "Venison is GRRRRREAT" at his local pub.
*Kellogs Frosties.
Thursday 12 January 2012
Wednesday 11 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Infinity.
Hated by science but proved to be a true by the discovery that Human stupidity is endless.
Hated by science but proved to be a true by the discovery that Human stupidity is endless.
Tuesday 10 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Status.
One knows when they have arrived when one`s cutlery is cleaned with Silvo and not Brasso.
One knows when they have arrived when one`s cutlery is cleaned with Silvo and not Brasso.
Monday 9 January 2012
Saturday 7 January 2012
Friday 6 January 2012
Thursday 5 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Bermuda Triangle.
It seems that it`s zone of influence now extends to my sock drawer.
It seems that it`s zone of influence now extends to my sock drawer.
Wednesday 4 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Fitness and Health.
Nice, but given a toss up I`d take Fatness and Wealth.
Nice, but given a toss up I`d take Fatness and Wealth.
Tuesday 3 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about ..
Patriotism.
Yes I`m afraid you will have to risk your life to protect Telesales people, TV chefs and the man across the street with the barking dog.
Yes I`m afraid you will have to risk your life to protect Telesales people, TV chefs and the man across the street with the barking dog.
Sunday 1 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Wine.
Drink it.... Enjoy it.... Appreciate it.... But.... Most of all.... Keep quiet about it.
Drink it.... Enjoy it.... Appreciate it.... But.... Most of all.... Keep quiet about it.
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