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Non Lethal Weapons.

I find the term confusing, after all nearly all weapons have at least one non lethal end anyway.

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Commercial Nukes.

A steroid for Asteroid mining?

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The Digital Economy.

Just taken delivery of a box of cheesy bytes.

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The Cloud.

If you want to hold on to your silver lining remember to keep paying the fees.

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Panic Buying.

I find the best way to avoid panic buying is to panic a day earlier than everybody else.

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Bouncy Castles.

Considered invunerable until the invention of the Bouncing Bomb.

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Commodity Prices.

With metal prices and theft on the increase, Ironman had better watch his back.

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Legacy.

Make sure that your bucket list and your life in general is a good one, after all you wouldn`t want to go into the afterlife depressed now would you?

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Car Crime.

If you are thinking of stealing a car any time soon, make sure that the local version of the Mafia haven`t left a body in the boot. After all you wouldn`t want to be sent down for life, would you?

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James Bond.

If 007 decided to give up being a spy and became a Dentist instead, would he need to get a license to fill?

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The Best Things in Life are Free.

Probably not, but you might be able to get a discount.

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Health and Safety.

Why is it that the rules that try to prevent you from doing yourself a mischief, make you mad enough to do a mischief to those that thought them up?

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Centenaries.

Remember it is always the centenary of...well...Something.

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Biographies.

Using your life time to read about someone else`s.

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Stonehenge.

A monument from the dawn of time, where on the Summer Solstice, Druids set their alarm clocks to the time of dawn.

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Spring.

If you find that the sap is rising you should probably increase his dose of sleeping pills.

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PC Vs Mac.

Personally I prefer a PC, as they are a lot cheaper to replace once you have really lost your temper.

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Mysteries (No4).

Aliens, you would think that with all that technology that they might have discovered clothing at some point.

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Creationism.

I wonder how that will evolve in the future?

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Vestal Virgins.

Funny lot the ancient Romans worshipping as they did a dehydrated curry.

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Easter Eggs.

Unlike real Easter Eggs virtual Easter Eggs may contain Easter Eggs.

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Fairy Cakes.

Sadly now called cupcakes, so gone are the days of suppressed mirth when and elderly relative does an unintentional double entendre.