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Popups.

Your shopping in the High St when POP "Will you donate to charity", POP "Have you had an accident in the last month", POP "Have you been miss-sold xyz". Good grief, the Town Centre is getting worse than the Internet.

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Wimbledon.

Can`t be there? Then pretend your in the crowd by tying your TV to a rope and swinging it from side to side.

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Special.

A lovely word that tells us that something is now much better, but failing to tell us why, now that is special.

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X-Rays.

Much more powerful than the new XXX-Rays used in airport scanners that can only penetrate your clothes.

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HDTV.

If you are unfortunate enough to get HDTV while middle aged, then you can end up watching with SD eyeballs.

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Binge Drinking.

On the rise since the Binge recipe became freely available on the Internet.

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Antivirus Scanners.

Well I never, Security Essentials says that I have Chicken Pox.

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Traffic Signs.

I particularly dislike the ones displaying accident statistics, owing to the number of times I have nearly driven off the road while trying to read them.

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Fermentation.

Turning empty calories into emptyheadedness.

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The Transit of Venus.

Probably an asbestos covered long wheelbase model.

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Computer Updates.

Protecting our data from baddies, but I`m finding that by time they are installed and restarted there is precious little time left input data anyway.

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Linux Vs Windows.

Always a choice between the free or the easy. But I`m beginning to prefer the free.

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Histrionics.

The history of electronics.