The Vegetable Plot.
Ok you might call them weeds, but I call them "wild companion plants".
Friday 27 July 2012
Thursday 26 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
World Records.
One of the few things that are improved by getting broken, a bit like Showaddywaddy* records.
* Tiger feet.....EEEK.
One of the few things that are improved by getting broken, a bit like Showaddywaddy* records.
* Tiger feet.....EEEK.
Sunday 22 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Seven Deadly Sins.
Gluttony.
If it`s ok for the rest of the animal kingdom it`s ok for us.
Greed.
It`s not good anymore, just a way of life.
Lust.
Remember What John Betcheman said towards the end of his life when asked if he had any regrets. He replied "Yes I wish I`d had more sex".
Pride.
Sorry but self deprecation is for losers.
Wrath.
Simply solving problems by destroying the cause.
Envy.
Just call it "me time".
Sloth.
Yep you guessed it I can`t be arsed to think of anything.
Gluttony.
If it`s ok for the rest of the animal kingdom it`s ok for us.
Greed.
It`s not good anymore, just a way of life.
Lust.
Remember What John Betcheman said towards the end of his life when asked if he had any regrets. He replied "Yes I wish I`d had more sex".
Pride.
Sorry but self deprecation is for losers.
Wrath.
Simply solving problems by destroying the cause.
Envy.
Just call it "me time".
Sloth.
Yep you guessed it I can`t be arsed to think of anything.
Wednesday 18 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Mummification.
I wonder, would mummified Marmalade be the preserve of the dead?
I wonder, would mummified Marmalade be the preserve of the dead?
Tuesday 17 July 2012
Wednesday 11 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Corporate Speak.
There maybe no "i" in Teamwork, but do not be afraid remind the person telling you this, that it always begins with Tea, so put the Kettle on.
There maybe no "i" in Teamwork, but do not be afraid remind the person telling you this, that it always begins with Tea, so put the Kettle on.
Tuesday 10 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Firmware Upgrades.
Just updated the firmware in my DSLR and unlocked a whole load of new features, unfortunately every other picture now contains an ad for Viagra... Dammit.
Just updated the firmware in my DSLR and unlocked a whole load of new features, unfortunately every other picture now contains an ad for Viagra... Dammit.
Saturday 7 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Iron Age.
That time of life when you realise that you don`t like going out with wrinkly clothes anymore.
That time of life when you realise that you don`t like going out with wrinkly clothes anymore.
Friday 6 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Limericks.
There was an old man from Warwick,
Who felt randy, but needed a tonic.
So he tried Lysergic Acid,
but the result was decidedly flaccid.
There was an old man from Warwick,
Who felt randy, but needed a tonic.
So he tried Lysergic Acid,
but the result was decidedly flaccid.
Thursday 5 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Space Arks.
When the Earth eventually sneezes will the Galaxy catch a cold or try an Antibiotic?
When the Earth eventually sneezes will the Galaxy catch a cold or try an Antibiotic?
Wednesday 4 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Higgs Boson.
Well, now that the God particle seems to have been found I stongly expect that they will cut the top off the LHC and make the worlds largest pinball Machine.
Well, now that the God particle seems to have been found I stongly expect that they will cut the top off the LHC and make the worlds largest pinball Machine.
Monday 2 July 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Olympic Games.
Remember if you haven`t got a ticket, then slapping a number on your chest and trailing behind the last marathon runner probably won`t work.
Remember if you haven`t got a ticket, then slapping a number on your chest and trailing behind the last marathon runner probably won`t work.
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