Today I`m thinking about..

Conservation.

Animals!....If you want to survive, be cute. You`ve been warned.

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The British Weather.

Seven day forcast from beginning of July....sh*t...sh*t...sh*tt*er...sh*tt*est...sh*t...sh*t...sh*t...repeat until Autumn.

*i

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Black Holes.

A bit like the taxman, dense yet nothing escapes.

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Halloween.

Try and cut back on sugar this Halloween, vampires get tooth decay too.

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Diamonds on the soles of her shoes*.

Now thats what I call a carbon footprint.

*Paul Simon.

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The EU debt crisis.

It seems that the British plan to bail out the ailing economies by having a car boot sale fell on deaf ears.

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Smartphones.

Everybody wins, you can stick it to the man and enrich a Telco.

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Hybrid cars.

How on Earth did the car makers get them to breed?

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1984*

Well I suppose it`s well and truly here, unfortunatly minus the cheap Gin.

*George Orwell (1949)

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The New World order.

King Prawn and Black Bean sauce, fried rice and Prawn Crackers please.

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Lightsabres.

Did you know that Yoda was six foot two before switching on his lightsabre and forgetting to take it out of his pocket first.

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Time travel.

I wouldn`t bother with the recent past, every TV show is a repeat.

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Gadgets.

Forget drugs, with gadgets the next fix is always better than the last.

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Skynet.

"Termy.....if your out destroying humanity again today make sure you take a spare charger, you know what happened last time, and pick up some chips on your way home."

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Fashion.

It`s soooooo passe.

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Life Extension.

Medical science is a wonderful thing, it`s about to give us an average life span of over a hundred years or more, which is just as well `cos its about what I need to catch up with the backlog of programmes on my PVR

Today I`m thinking about..

The Global Financial Crisis.

If only the bankers had put it all on the black instead of the red...

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British songbird decline.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweety

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Disclaimers.

The views expressed in this blog are not necessarily those of the person that thought them up, wrote them down and generally bandied them about.

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The Large Hadron Collider.

So if they find the God particle and we all survive the experience, will they need to build a bigger machine to find out which (particular) God it belongs to?

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Insomnia.

Can`t sleep? Have five cups of coffee before going to bed, it won`t help one little bit but at least you will know the reason why.

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A nice cup of tea.

The Tannin stains your teeth, biscuits make you fat and scalding liquid is held perilously close to your face and crotch, mmmh now thats what I call relaxing.

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The Internet.

Babble,babble.babble......interesting.......babble,babble,babble.......

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Bigfoot.

Exclusive.... Bigfoot mystery solved.*.

*  http://www.forestry.gov.uk/westonbirt

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Stem cell research.

They say that two heads are better than one, let`s hope that it doesn`t become compulsary.

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Human history.

Pretty quiet for thirteen billion years then all hell breaks loose.