Today I`m thinking about..

Beer.

Exercise for the elbow and the bladder.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Asterisk*

When you see this symbol immediatly after an advertised price it usually means "believe this and your an idiot".

* An Asterisk.

Today I`m thinking about..

Mysteries (No1)

Why are Snowmen cute but Sandmen creepy?

Also..

Merry Christmas.

Compliments of the Season to all my readers be they Human, bots, or lifeforms that may one day suprise us all.

                        HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Today I`m thinking about..

2012.

So the recipe goes, take a melting pot*, big enough, big enough to take the world and all its got, keep it stirring for a hundred years or more, a pinch of planet killing asteroid.....oops too much asteriod...thats torn it...dammit...better start again.

*Melting Pot. Blue Mink 1969.

Today I`m thinking about..

DNA.

For most of the Human Race the DNA in our cells is a supercoiled double helix, but in Grannies it forms itself into a Purl 2, 3 Plain, Thread over sequence that ends up resembling a shape similar to a teapot cosy.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Cost of Living.

Dying, unfortunately.

Today I`m thinking about..

3D.

If your that keen on headaches and nausea then I suggest that you go down the Pub and get a proper hangover.

Today I`m thinking about..

Getting Pissed.

Mmm drunk, angry or both.....confused...drunk then.

Today I`m thinking about..

AI.

Feeling a bit down today. Just been told that I failed the Turing test.

Today I`m thinking about..

Freedom of the Press.

Essential to the production of a good cider.

Today I`m thinking about..

Curiosity.

We can only hope that it doesn`t find a Martian cat.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Startrek Universe*.

After beaming up to the Enterprise, Captain Kirk was dismayed to find that a Transporter malfunction had resulted in a sex change. Luckily the missing bits turned up half an hour later on the planet Vulcan.

 *Startrek the original series Paramount Television.

Today I`m thinking about..

The ISS.

Latest! It appears that plans for a duty free shop have been dashed by funding cutbacks.

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Faster than the speed of Light?

I reckon that at least one of those damn Neutrinos cheated.

Today I`m thinking about..

Ageing.

Holy crap I`ve developed an affinity for flannelette.

Today I`m thinking about..

Cannibalism.

If I bite my tongue, does it count?

Today I`m thinking about..

Self Censorship.

Just like to say that I can`t stand those f*****g ******** and the f*****g ******** get right on my f*****g wick. There thats better.

*a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.

Today I`m thinking about..

Stealth Technology.

It`s proven so effective that people are still looking for areas one to fifty.

Today I`m thinking about..

Spam.

Afew days after being connected to the hive mind, the Cyborg had bought Two kilos of Viagra and developed a tendency to blurt out his bank details to strangers.

Today Im thinking about..

Autonomous Motor Cars.

What do we want. Safety? Efficiency? Economy? Stuff that, just give me a car that I can drive to the pub and at the end of the night will take me home while I sleep it off on the back seat....Perfect.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Greenhouse Effect.

No where near as bad as the Polytunnel peril.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Beautiful Game.

Ah Miss World...Lovely isn`t it.

Today I`m thinking about..

Thinking.

Thats distracting, my inner voice appears to have developed an American accent.