Today I`m thinking about..

Mysteries (No2).

Why don`t Supermarkets put the toilet paper next to the Cider?

Today I`m thinking about..

Disability.

In humans it`s unfortunate, but in animals for some reason it`s funny.

Todat I`m thinking about..

Moonbase Armstrong.

"No I don`t want yet another trip to Tranquility Base even if they do have a new hot dog pod".

Today I`m thinking about..

The Birds and the Bees.

Why do they call it that? I damned if I have ever seen a bird/bee hybrid.

Today I`m thinking about..

World Population.

An explosion caused by a lot of little bangs.

Today I`m thinking about..

Voyager1.

After two million years Voyager returned to the solar system to check if it left the gas on.....

Today I`m thinking about..

Holidays in the Sun.

Don`t forget to factor in the cost of your own Spaceship.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Fun Of the Fair.

Somedays I wish I were blonde too.

Today I`m thinking about..

Wine (again).

Mr winewaiter at Eighteen Quid a bottle it had better not be off.

Today I`m thinking about ..

Censorship.

The ship of fools.

Today I`m thinking about..

Self Publishing.

Mmm..I`d rather be a copy of The Neuromancer*, occasionally being re-read, with the owner finding new things each time, other than a trashy Bio that ends up in a charity shop a year down the line.

*The Neuromancer, William Gibson 1984.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Eye of the Beholder.

Probably the cheapest beauty treatment you can have is the ageing eyesight of your partner.

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Retirement.

Leaving the rat race to join the human race.

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Nuclear Power.

Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.

Today I`m thinking about..

Litter Louts.

Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.

Today I`m thinking about..

The West Country Big Cat Mystery.

Tony the Tiger* is helping the police with their inquiries after being overheard saying "Venison is GRRRRREAT" at his local pub.

*Kellogs Frosties.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Golden Handshake.

Successfully hacking the computers at Fort Knox?

Today I`m thinking about..

Infinity.

Hated by science but proved to be a true by the discovery that Human stupidity is endless.

Today I`m thinking about..

Status.

One knows when they have arrived when one`s cutlery is cleaned with Silvo and not Brasso.

Today I`m thinking about..

A Murmuration of Starlings.

Flocking Hell!

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Foreign Policy.
Remote control? 

Today I`m thinking about..

Ghosts.

Things that go bumph in the night.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Bermuda Triangle.

It seems that it`s zone of influence now extends to my sock drawer.

Today I`m thinking about..

Fitness and Health.

Nice, but given a  toss up I`d take Fatness and Wealth.

Today I`m thinking about ..

Patriotism.

Yes I`m afraid you will have to risk your life to protect Telesales people, TV chefs and the man across the street with the barking dog.

Also..

Happy New Year.

Need I say more.

Today I`m thinking about..

Wine.

Drink it.... Enjoy it.... Appreciate it.... But.... Most of all.... Keep quiet about it.