Today I`m thinking about..

Going green.

The twinge of jealousy you get when no matter how hard you try to save the planet, there are still some people who just don`t give a toss.

Today I`m thinking about..

Solar Panels.

Not nearly as good as the Ti-Do panels.

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Traffic lights.

Forget Skynet the machines control us already.

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The 1970`s

I have been watching a few videos from the 1970`s and have come to realise just how badly lacking in colour saturation how nation was at the time.

Today I`m thinking about..

Stock Cubes.

Just the thing if you want instant cattle.

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Mysteries (No3).

Why is it that considering the advances on photo technology, all cameras switch to mid 19th Century blurry mode when confronted with aliens, monsters and the like?

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You Can`t Make an Omelette Without Breaking Eggs.

I wonder if people running fertility clinics would agree with that?

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Automated Telephone Systems.

Showing your customers how much you care by just letting them rot.

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National Identity.

Sometimes there is some baggage thats best left home.

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First Contact.

Usually followed by a second contact in the other eye.

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The Titanic.

Sitting on the bottom for a hundred years...Hmm kinda like how I feel after an evening spent in front of the TV.

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My Attention Span.

Er....Um...Pardon?

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Fly Tipping.

Thank you Marcel, the slops were particularly putrid today.

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Paramilitary Organisations.

Society should stand up to these people and disband them if possible..starting with The Brownies.

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An Analogy.

Like an example but far more baffling

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Comfort Food.

Yorkshire puddings alright I suppose but it doesn`t beat a feather pillow.

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Omni- The Prefix.

It means everything to me.

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Solar Flares.

Very popular in the`70s.

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3D Printers.

"Hello is this the Technical Helpline..Good...My Omniprint 3000 is has been stuck on the Curry, Chips and Lager setting for three days and I`m getting a bit desperate."

Today I`m thnking about..

Cutting the Grass.

Probably do it for Lent....maybe.

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Vacuum Cleaning.















On the ISS the best way is to just open a hatch......Oh.

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Nuclear Fallout.

The difference between those who think Nuclear power is bloody great and those who think it is bloody dangerous.

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Barbecues.

Why would we want Summer to smell of roses and Sweet peas, when we can have it smelling of burnt meat eh.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Digital Age.

          The time it takes between switching on your computer and actually being able to use it... About ten minutes shorter than an Ice Age.