Thursday, 31 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Prometheus Rising.

A timely reminder to us all not to screw around with Zeus.

Monday, 28 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

"i".

Tried out the iPud, but I`m a little dissapointed as it is way too expensive and the only flavour is Apple.

Friday, 25 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Global Dimming.

The suspension of free will, independance and intelligent behaviour that is part and parcel of being an airline passenger.

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

The TV Remote.

That Terrible moment of indecision when you realise that the TV and the TV remote are exactly the same distance away from you.

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Soap Operas.

I like, The Spin Cycle by Richard Wagner.

Monday, 21 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Gardening.

Peace, tranquility and a life and death struggle for ultimate control over Nature, followed by a cup of Tea.

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Ancient Astronauts.

It`s believed that aliens still watch over our develpoment and behaviour in a building called a Twatarium.

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

The Supernatural.

Shorthand for The Superticious-beliefs-you-have-are-completly-natural.

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Future Prospects.

I might become a prospector.

Monday, 14 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Reality TV.

Only truly believable when every human being on the planet have their own cameraman, sound recordist and production team.

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Talent Shows.

It sure does, so get a good agent, do a few gigs and stop cluttering up the weekend TV schedules thank you.

Friday, 11 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Progress.

The irresistable desire to keep getting more of the same thing but in a newer format, hoping that it will iprove our lives but secretly suspecting that it won`t.

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Wrinkles.

If you have got any then just think of yourself as well ruched.

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Mysteries (No5).

If laughter is so contagious why haven`t they come up with a vaccine yet?

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Cynicism.

A belief in yesterdays cockeyed view.

Monday, 7 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Loyalty.

A lethal combination of greed, stupidity and hope.

Saturday, 5 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Advertising.

So if that piece of crap you have just bought is endorsed by an animated character, who the hell do you complain to?

Friday, 4 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

A Bag for Life.

The byproduct of an unhappy marriage, perhaps.

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

The Jubilee.

60 years as a Queen, still she`s got another 30 to go to beat Quentin Crisp.