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Saturday, 17 September 2011

Soap.

In your face in the bathroom and on TV.

Conspiracy theories.

I suspect that there is a shadowy group of individuals at the heart of government making them up.

Spiritualism.

Live for as long as you can it`s really boring on the other side.

Google.

If it knows everything why won`t it give me next weeks lottery numbers?

Andy Warhol.

I just hope that my fifteen minutes isn`t spent appearing on Crimewatch*.

*http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/

Alien abduction.

You would think that they would at least leave a ransom note.

Moores law.

How computer technology causes self reliance to half every eighteen months.

Walk a mile in my shoes.*

Who nicked my shoes?

* Elvis Presley.

The end of the world.

At least there will be nobody to say I told you so on the day after.

Peak oil.

Guess it`s time for the Clampetts to head on back to the shack in the mountains.

"At the end of the day".

Commonly called night time I believe.

Insanity.

Talking to yourself isn`t the first sign of madness, only the latest.

Commercial space travel.

I only hope that they do return tickets.

The Afterlife.

Is really the afterdeath.

"Going Forward".

Usually said before "falling flat".