Today I`m thinking about..

Retirement.

Leaving the rat race to join the human race.

Today I`m thinking about..

Nuclear Power.

Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.

Today I`m thinking about..

Litter Louts.

Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.

Today I`m thinking about..

The West Country Big Cat Mystery.

Tony the Tiger* is helping the police with their inquiries after being overheard saying "Venison is GRRRRREAT" at his local pub.

*Kellogs Frosties.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Golden Handshake.

Successfully hacking the computers at Fort Knox?

Today I`m thinking about..

Infinity.

Hated by science but proved to be a true by the discovery that Human stupidity is endless.

Today I`m thinking about..

Status.

One knows when they have arrived when one`s cutlery is cleaned with Silvo and not Brasso.

Today I`m thinking about..

A Murmuration of Starlings.

Flocking Hell!

Today I`m thinking about..

Foreign Policy.
Remote control? 

Today I`m thinking about..

Ghosts.

Things that go bumph in the night.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Bermuda Triangle.

It seems that it`s zone of influence now extends to my sock drawer.

Today I`m thinking about..

Fitness and Health.

Nice, but given a  toss up I`d take Fatness and Wealth.

Today I`m thinking about ..

Patriotism.

Yes I`m afraid you will have to risk your life to protect Telesales people, TV chefs and the man across the street with the barking dog.

Also..

Happy New Year.

Need I say more.

Today I`m thinking about..

Wine.

Drink it.... Enjoy it.... Appreciate it.... But.... Most of all.... Keep quiet about it.