Today I`m thinking about..

Dinosaurs.

Extinct for 65 million years, yet always on tne telly with new information being discovered all the time. But they never answer the question "what did dino taste like?" do they?

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Twitter.

Eureka! I`ve discovered a way of running your car on water using a few ingredients readily available in the home, it`s really simple.The secret

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Experience.

You will Know when enough of this has been aquired when you think back and say, "God was I really that stupid?".

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The Apocalypse.

I don`t give a damn who you are, just clean up all this horse crap when your finished.

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Piracy.

Watch out, if the copyright owners get their way then we will all get a jolly rogering.

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Angels.

If they are among us then they are not causing much of a flap.

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Cold Callers.

Public Notice: Do not threaten to warm them up by setting them on fire, it may be enjoyable but it`s probably illegal. You have been warned!

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Time Travellers.

Don`t forget your Past-port.

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Antiques.

When all said and done, the only thing that reaaly interests people is the Monet.

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Catholicism.

Popium of the masses.

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Alcohol.

Gives you the power to loose your inhibitions and your teeth in a single evening.

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The Pursuit of Happiness.

Remember, even though it can run faster than you, it can`t be caught if you don`t try.

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4G.

Gee its fast.
Gee its not available this year?
Gee how much?
Gee I`ve got to buy another phone.

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Organized Crime.

Its so nice to see tidy criminals.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Olympic Torch.

Please remember not to shout out "Oi mate your ice cream cones on fire" when it passes by on its route around Britain.