Today I`m thinking about..

First Contact.

Usually followed by a second contact in the other eye.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Titanic.

Sitting on the bottom for a hundred years...Hmm kinda like how I feel after an evening spent in front of the TV.

Today I`m thinking about..

My Attention Span.

Er....Um...Pardon?

Today I`m thinking about..

Fly Tipping.

Thank you Marcel, the slops were particularly putrid today.

Today I`m thinking about..

Paramilitary Organisations.

Society should stand up to these people and disband them if possible..starting with The Brownies.

Today I`m thinking about..

An Analogy.

Like an example but far more baffling

Today I`m thinking about..

Comfort Food.

Yorkshire puddings alright I suppose but it doesn`t beat a feather pillow.

Today I`m thinking about..

Omni- The Prefix.

It means everything to me.

Today I`m thinking about..

Solar Flares.

Very popular in the`70s.

Today I`m thinking about..

3D Printers.

"Hello is this the Technical Helpline..Good...My Omniprint 3000 is has been stuck on the Curry, Chips and Lager setting for three days and I`m getting a bit desperate."

Today I`m thnking about..

Cutting the Grass.

Probably do it for Lent....maybe.

Today I`m thinking about..

Vacuum Cleaning.















On the ISS the best way is to just open a hatch......Oh.

Today I`m thinking about..

Nuclear Fallout.

The difference between those who think Nuclear power is bloody great and those who think it is bloody dangerous.

Today I`m thinking about..

Barbecues.

Why would we want Summer to smell of roses and Sweet peas, when we can have it smelling of burnt meat eh.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Digital Age.

          The time it takes between switching on your computer and actually being able to use it... About ten minutes shorter than an Ice Age.