Legacy.
Make sure that your bucket list and your life in general is a good one, after all you wouldn`t want to go into the afterlife depressed now would you?
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Tuesday, 17 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Car Crime.
If you are thinking of stealing a car any time soon, make sure that the local version of the Mafia haven`t left a body in the boot. After all you wouldn`t want to be sent down for life, would you?
If you are thinking of stealing a car any time soon, make sure that the local version of the Mafia haven`t left a body in the boot. After all you wouldn`t want to be sent down for life, would you?
Monday, 16 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
James Bond.
If 007 decided to give up being a spy and became a Dentist instead, would he need to get a license to fill?
If 007 decided to give up being a spy and became a Dentist instead, would he need to get a license to fill?
Saturday, 14 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Best Things in Life are Free.
Probably not, but you might be able to get a discount.
Probably not, but you might be able to get a discount.
Friday, 13 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Health and Safety.
Why is it that the rules that try to prevent you from doing yourself a mischief, make you mad enough to do a mischief to those that thought them up?
Why is it that the rules that try to prevent you from doing yourself a mischief, make you mad enough to do a mischief to those that thought them up?
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Wednesday, 11 April 2012
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Stonehenge.
A monument from the dawn of time, where on the Summer Solstice, Druids set their alarm clocks to the time of dawn.
A monument from the dawn of time, where on the Summer Solstice, Druids set their alarm clocks to the time of dawn.
Monday, 9 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Spring.
If you find that the sap is rising you should probably increase his dose of sleeping pills.
If you find that the sap is rising you should probably increase his dose of sleeping pills.
Saturday, 7 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
PC Vs Mac.
Personally I prefer a PC, as they are a lot cheaper to replace once you have really lost your temper.
Friday, 6 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Mysteries (No4).
Aliens, you would think that with all that technology that they might have discovered clothing at some point.
Aliens, you would think that with all that technology that they might have discovered clothing at some point.
Thursday, 5 April 2012
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Vestal Virgins.
Funny lot the ancient Romans worshipping as they did a dehydrated curry.
Tuesday, 3 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Easter Eggs.
Unlike real Easter Eggs virtual Easter Eggs may contain Easter Eggs.
Sunday, 1 April 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Fairy Cakes.
Sadly now called cupcakes, so gone are the days of suppressed mirth when and elderly relative does an unintentional double entendre.
Sadly now called cupcakes, so gone are the days of suppressed mirth when and elderly relative does an unintentional double entendre.
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