Today I`m thinking about..

Soap Operas.

I like, The Spin Cycle by Richard Wagner.

Today I`m thinking about..

Gardening.

Peace, tranquility and a life and death struggle for ultimate control over Nature, followed by a cup of Tea.

Today I`m thinking about..

Ancient Astronauts.

It`s believed that aliens still watch over our develpoment and behaviour in a building called a Twatarium.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Supernatural.

Shorthand for The Superticious-beliefs-you-have-are-completly-natural.

Today I`m thinking about..

Future Prospects.

I might become a prospector.

Today I`m thinking about..

Reality TV.

Only truly believable when every human being on the planet have their own cameraman, sound recordist and production team.

Today I`m thinking about..

Talent Shows.

It sure does, so get a good agent, do a few gigs and stop cluttering up the weekend TV schedules thank you.

Today I`m thinking about..

Progress.

The irresistable desire to keep getting more of the same thing but in a newer format, hoping that it will iprove our lives but secretly suspecting that it won`t.

Today I`m thinking about..

Wrinkles.

If you have got any then just think of yourself as well ruched.

Today I`m thinking about..

Mysteries (No5).

If laughter is so contagious why haven`t they come up with a vaccine yet?

Today I`m thinking about..

Cynicism.

A belief in yesterdays cockeyed view.

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Loyalty.

A lethal combination of greed, stupidity and hope.

Today I`m thinking about..

Advertising.

So if that piece of crap you have just bought is endorsed by an animated character, who the hell do you complain to?

Today I`m thinking about..

A Bag for Life.

The byproduct of an unhappy marriage, perhaps.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Jubilee.

60 years as a Queen, still she`s got another 30 to go to beat Quentin Crisp.