Today I`m thinking about..

Mysteries (No2).

Why don`t Supermarkets put the toilet paper next to the Cider?

Today I`m thinking about..

Disability.

In humans it`s unfortunate, but in animals for some reason it`s funny.

Todat I`m thinking about..

Moonbase Armstrong.

"No I don`t want yet another trip to Tranquility Base even if they do have a new hot dog pod".

Today I`m thinking about..

The Birds and the Bees.

Why do they call it that? I damned if I have ever seen a bird/bee hybrid.

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World Population.

An explosion caused by a lot of little bangs.

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Voyager1.

After two million years Voyager returned to the solar system to check if it left the gas on.....

Today I`m thinking about..

Holidays in the Sun.

Don`t forget to factor in the cost of your own Spaceship.

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The Fun Of the Fair.

Somedays I wish I were blonde too.

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Wine (again).

Mr winewaiter at Eighteen Quid a bottle it had better not be off.

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Censorship.

The ship of fools.

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Self Publishing.

Mmm..I`d rather be a copy of The Neuromancer*, occasionally being re-read, with the owner finding new things each time, other than a trashy Bio that ends up in a charity shop a year down the line.

*The Neuromancer, William Gibson 1984.

Today I`m thinking about..

The Eye of the Beholder.

Probably the cheapest beauty treatment you can have is the ageing eyesight of your partner.

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Retirement.

Leaving the rat race to join the human race.

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Nuclear Power.

Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.

Today I`m thinking about..

Litter Louts.

Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.