Friday, 27 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Non Lethal Weapons.

I find the term confusing, after all nearly all weapons have at least one non lethal end anyway.

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

The Digital Economy.

Just taken delivery of a box of cheesy bytes.

Monday, 23 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

The Cloud.

If you want to hold on to your silver lining remember to keep paying the fees.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Panic Buying.

I find the best way to avoid panic buying is to panic a day earlier than everybody else.

Friday, 20 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Bouncy Castles.

Considered invunerable until the invention of the Bouncing Bomb.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Commodity Prices.

With metal prices and theft on the increase, Ironman had better watch his back.

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Legacy.

Make sure that your bucket list and your life in general is a good one, after all you wouldn`t want to go into the afterlife depressed now would you?

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Car Crime.

If you are thinking of stealing a car any time soon, make sure that the local version of the Mafia haven`t left a body in the boot. After all you wouldn`t want to be sent down for life, would you?

Monday, 16 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

James Bond.

If 007 decided to give up being a spy and became a Dentist instead, would he need to get a license to fill?

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

The Best Things in Life are Free.

Probably not, but you might be able to get a discount.

Friday, 13 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Health and Safety.

Why is it that the rules that try to prevent you from doing yourself a mischief, make you mad enough to do a mischief to those that thought them up?

Thursday, 12 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Centenaries.

Remember it is always the centenary of...well...Something.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Today I`m thinkinkg about..

Biographies.

Using your life time to read about someone else`s.

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Today I`m thinking about..

Stonehenge.

A monument from the dawn of time, where on the Summer Solstice, Druids set their alarm clocks to the time of dawn.