Mysteries (No2).
Why don`t Supermarkets put the toilet paper next to the Cider?
Tuesday 31 January 2012
Monday 30 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Disability.
In humans it`s unfortunate, but in animals for some reason it`s funny.
In humans it`s unfortunate, but in animals for some reason it`s funny.
Saturday 28 January 2012
Todat I`m thinking about..
Moonbase Armstrong.
"No I don`t want yet another trip to Tranquility Base even if they do have a new hot dog pod".
"No I don`t want yet another trip to Tranquility Base even if they do have a new hot dog pod".
Friday 27 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Birds and the Bees.
Why do they call it that? I damned if I have ever seen a bird/bee hybrid.
Why do they call it that? I damned if I have ever seen a bird/bee hybrid.
Thursday 26 January 2012
Wednesday 25 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Voyager1.
After two million years Voyager returned to the solar system to check if it left the gas on.....
After two million years Voyager returned to the solar system to check if it left the gas on.....
Tuesday 24 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Holidays in the Sun.
Don`t forget to factor in the cost of your own Spaceship.
Don`t forget to factor in the cost of your own Spaceship.
Monday 23 January 2012
Saturday 21 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Wine (again).
Mr winewaiter at Eighteen Quid a bottle it had better not be off.
Mr winewaiter at Eighteen Quid a bottle it had better not be off.
Friday 20 January 2012
Thursday 19 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Self Publishing.
Mmm..I`d rather be a copy of The Neuromancer*, occasionally being re-read, with the owner finding new things each time, other than a trashy Bio that ends up in a charity shop a year down the line.
*The Neuromancer, William Gibson 1984.
Mmm..I`d rather be a copy of The Neuromancer*, occasionally being re-read, with the owner finding new things each time, other than a trashy Bio that ends up in a charity shop a year down the line.
*The Neuromancer, William Gibson 1984.
Tuesday 17 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Eye of the Beholder.
Probably the cheapest beauty treatment you can have is the ageing eyesight of your partner.
Probably the cheapest beauty treatment you can have is the ageing eyesight of your partner.
Monday 16 January 2012
Sunday 15 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Nuclear Power.
Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.
Carbon friendly, provided you`re not a carbon based lifeform.
Saturday 14 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Litter Louts.
Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.
Lets hope that they don`t join forces with the lager louts or we are all doomed.
Friday 13 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The West Country Big Cat Mystery.
Tony the Tiger* is helping the police with their inquiries after being overheard saying "Venison is GRRRRREAT" at his local pub.
*Kellogs Frosties.
Tony the Tiger* is helping the police with their inquiries after being overheard saying "Venison is GRRRRREAT" at his local pub.
*Kellogs Frosties.
Thursday 12 January 2012
Wednesday 11 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Infinity.
Hated by science but proved to be a true by the discovery that Human stupidity is endless.
Hated by science but proved to be a true by the discovery that Human stupidity is endless.
Tuesday 10 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Status.
One knows when they have arrived when one`s cutlery is cleaned with Silvo and not Brasso.
One knows when they have arrived when one`s cutlery is cleaned with Silvo and not Brasso.
Monday 9 January 2012
Saturday 7 January 2012
Friday 6 January 2012
Thursday 5 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
The Bermuda Triangle.
It seems that it`s zone of influence now extends to my sock drawer.
It seems that it`s zone of influence now extends to my sock drawer.
Wednesday 4 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Fitness and Health.
Nice, but given a toss up I`d take Fatness and Wealth.
Nice, but given a toss up I`d take Fatness and Wealth.
Tuesday 3 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about ..
Patriotism.
Yes I`m afraid you will have to risk your life to protect Telesales people, TV chefs and the man across the street with the barking dog.
Yes I`m afraid you will have to risk your life to protect Telesales people, TV chefs and the man across the street with the barking dog.
Sunday 1 January 2012
Today I`m thinking about..
Wine.
Drink it.... Enjoy it.... Appreciate it.... But.... Most of all.... Keep quiet about it.
Drink it.... Enjoy it.... Appreciate it.... But.... Most of all.... Keep quiet about it.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)