Risk vs Reward.

Question:  Would you shake hands with an old acquaintance if they were carrying a bag of dog poo?

Schism.

                                         Yin and Yangs divorce was particularly messy.

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Frank lit his final cigarette. He had to stop, it was killing him. He inhaled deeply, exhaled slowly and felt the relaxation that very few things in life could offer. Gazing at the lit end and flicking off the ash, the smoke rose and he could see just how badly it would be missed.

OBE.

 Unfortunately the Universe chosen a very bad moment to give Wayne an

Out of Body Experience.